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hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.
Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!
by Krazy K October 19, 2003
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Hairy Russian

Similar to the Abe Lincoln but instead of aplying the jizzum and pubes to the chin area you apply it to the forehead creating a unibrow like appearence.
Dude,while this guy was passed out I gave him a Hairy Russian.
by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003
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Hairy Ronald

When you shoot peanuts out of your butt, and one lands in the ear of a disadvantaged black child, and the child dies, and you find five bucks on your way home.
"Yo Pedro, I performed 15 Hairy Ronalds today, isn't that swell?"

"Sure is, Gerald dude."
by Gerald Geraldson July 18, 2006
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hairy mary

if someone has pubic hair and has thier periods and is physically mature. otherwise known as a bush baby.
sophie has beeen a hairy mary since year 6.
by jazmaniadot August 9, 2009
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Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011
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hairy assmaster

The North American version or the Harry Assmaster.

1. When a sexually frustrated male college student takes sexual advantage of male dorm/flat mates while they are passed out from excessive partying. This usually involves anal probing of the unsuspecting victim.The distinction between the hairy assmaster and the Harry Assmaster is derived from the tendency that North Americans are unable to pronounce the name 'Harry'. Extensive British studies indicate that 87.5% of North American college students studying in the United Kingdom mispronounce the name Harry as 'Hairy'.
2. A closet homosexual
3. An assmaster
North American: "You are such a hairy assmaster"
British colleague: "It's 'Harry';not 'hairy' you stupid American. Now drop your pants"
by crunchbitemsc November 4, 2011
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bite my hairy asshole

a saying meaning "i don't care about what you have to say" or "i don't like what you're saying, take it back"
Danielle told Lee,"bite my hairy asshole!" when he made fun of her jacket.
by Hannibal345 April 21, 2009
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