spunk guard

Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face

Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!

by Dave Spence February 13, 2008

Toilet Guardian

The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.

"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"

by urb steez September 2, 2009

dribble guard

The position in basketball where you dribble the ball and pass it and then get it back and dribble it again and then shoot a brick while being triple teamed

hes a dribble guard

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019

Color guard

Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.

SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Smurf Dragon Guardian

What some drunk guy yells at you when he wants something to eat, preferably chips.

Give me some chips, you Smurf Dragon Guardian!!!

by TreeShaman92 December 21, 2010

D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.

Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.

by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008