google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.

I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009

google delay

A pause in a daily activity caused by someone needing to look up a definition or fact on the internet before proceeding.

The waitress wanted to take our order, but there was a lengthy Google delay as I looked up "Escolar" on my husband's Blackberry.

OUr Scrabble game was interupted by multiple Google delays, for instance, when no one believed that "crudite" was a real word.

by GreatLakesMeg November 10, 2009

google true

Something that can be proven through a google search.

"I thought the world was round, but Jerry googled it and this one site said it was flat. It's google true."

by Ross11B December 27, 2006

Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.

I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.

by Ricky Pompeii April 7, 2008

Google-a-phobe

- Someone who'd rather publicly ask their Facebook friends a question that they could have easily looked up on Google.

- Someone with a fear of using Google

- Someone too lazy to use Google

- Someone so old that they have no clue what Google is or what it's used for.

"Hey there Facebook friends, I got this new recipe. What's 180 degrees celcius converted to fahrenheit?"

"What are you...some kind of Google-a-phobe?

by HoroscopeGangsta.com October 22, 2013

Google the goods

To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.

Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning

by La Furia Latina July 19, 2016