Gloof

Gluten free and lactose free family members that force there dietary restrictions on the rest of the family at family dinners.

Oh no. The gloofs are coming over for dinner.

by Kramakpac April 28, 2016

Gloaf

The supreme genetic combination of bread and goats

Gloaf can have my butthole

by Uniitato September 3, 2016

Golf Ball Condom

A condom filled with golf balls. Cheaper than buying a wavy dildo.

Girl my Golf Ball Condoms works better than my dildo.

by Kelhonson June 20, 2016

Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks

Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu

by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017

Golf

A very difficult sport mostly overviewed by people. It takes a lot of strength and prescision and is one of the hardest sports to play despite people's opinions. Mostly played by men but also women.

I played golf the other day with the boys and I was fire.

by The bom May 4, 2017

golf talking

Speaking in a whispered tone like you hear on tv when a golfer is about to take a shot. golf, whispering, whisper, talking, speaking, speech, hush

We were in the movie theater and Jack was golf talking throughout the movie, it was so annoying.

by joecoolthefool September 21, 2017

golf story

A really awesome game that you should all buy so we can have a second one , please try it its really awesome.

"i wanna do a game of golf story ?"
"HELL YEAH !"

by Wendie123 October 12, 2017