by Super Vague Pseudonym February 9, 2018
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A self defense technique where a male performs a front hand-spring whilst nude, landing his genitals square upon the assailant's face. In doing so the defending person's testicles rest within the aggressor's eye sockets, while the tip of the protagonist's penis falls inside the antagonist's lips/mouth.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
The hope of such an action shall cause enough shock and/or shame to de-escalate the situation.
by Vek'naminus April 18, 2025
Get the Snorkeling Gear mug.It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.
REM is notorious for doing this.
REM is notorious for doing this.
You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.
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Get the Top Gear Maths mug.A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
“She called her situationship ‘mutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”
“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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