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Geared to go

Ready for sexual escapades, often involving extreme fetishes that require preparation
When Chad asked me if I wanted to be peed on, I told him I was geared to go! Towels, condoms and a pikachu onesie in my go-bag!
by Stochastic penguin September 14, 2025
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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Gear shift

Hym "You notice all of the new powers Deku received from One for All coincide move that I use? Muti-shadow tendril. Gear shift? And that's what this is. I had to shift gears. I was no longer uncertain as to whether or not the references were just a coincidence or a manifestation of my own mind. If I can control the references by posting things on urban dictionary then it isn't just paranoia and if it happens repeatedly it isn't a coincidence. It is what I thought it was. This was the best way I could come up with to deal with it. And the only reason it isn't working is that you are listening to someone when they tell you not to do it instead of listening to me."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
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Langing gear

The same as 'Landing gear' but said with a stuffed nose
The plane crashed due to langing gear failure *sniff*
by the struggling student January 29, 2025
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Gears

Old man who is also a smart ass faggot.
"Hey do you fw Mosquitos?"
"No I don't fuck bugs weirdo."
"Who else but Gears."
by bearybandit February 27, 2025
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Fighting Gear

G'day Knackers, could I have some fighting gear for me steak please?
by Doodab March 5, 2025
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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