fruity friday

When it is a friday you can be as fruity as you want

straight guy: bro what the fuck you just kissed me

straight guy but kind of sus: nah bro it's fruity friday
straight guy: oh bet, let me smooch that fatty then baby

by Lil Big Snacks September 16, 2021

Small Friday

Small Friday is the day after Big Thursday. Small Friday is the day of rest after the Bigness of Big Thursday’s. We eat Salads with a small amount of calories, with small fork, and drink a small glass of water. Note - Nothing here is LITTLE. This is not Little Tuesday. Stop doing little things on small Friday.

“Duuuuude, i’m so tired from Big Thursday.”
“Don’t worry, man, its small Friday. Get some rest.”

by Ozegis September 11, 2021

friday af

Hyped about Friday

So happy it's Friday af

by Friday af April 21, 2017

Friday Flop

The Friday Flop is like the finale of a bad reality TV show. You've made it through the week, but now you're drained and your brain is checked out. It's as if your neurons have started planning their weekend activities, and you're left with little motivation to do any work. So, you end up flopping around like a fish out of water, hoping for the sweet release of the weekend.

Example 1.

Kim: Is Amanda okay today? She hasn't gotten back to me yet.
Gina: Yeah she's okay, she's just experiencing a severe case of the Friday Flops

Example 2.

Amanda: You seem off today, what's happening?
Gina: It's Friday Flop, my brain just feels like it's on strike. Send help -

by PBURGERS2013 April 21, 2023

Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.

Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!

by tractordealer August 4, 2014

sugar friday

Refers to being sexual hyperactive due to large intake of amount of sweets taken; being sexually active. (INFORMAL)

I'm sugar friday this morning.

by ImmaBitchIDontCare August 29, 2013

Tiger Friday

A Friday that is going so bad, it's more like a Monday. Usually a Tiger Friday is followed by a need to meet friends and socialize to off-set the crappy day.

Fridays are either like lambs or they're like tigers and mawl the TG right out of TGIF. This is a Tiger Friday.

by Humpty Dump February 26, 2014