Brillo Fighting

The act of two people with huge bushes having sex.

"I haven't man-scaped in a while, and my girl has a hair diaper, so we were brillo fighting all night.

by tudakilla January 19, 2011

straight flight

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).

Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'

by QuinnVK September 28, 2012

zipper fight

When you dry hump your girlfriend.

Dude did you finally get some? Hell no we just had another zipper fight and a wasted boner.

by Joe bagadonutz January 13, 2016

Gail fright

Verb describing extreme terror. Side effects of Gail fright include rapid memory loss and extreme confusion. Gail fright is usually caused by strong perfume inhalation.

Dude when I tried to say my lines I got gail fright and forgot everything.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

Imaginary Fighter

A person who's forced themselves into believing they are more important than they actually are.

That guy thinks he can make a difference, but he's just an imaginary fighter

by Come on, road February 3, 2018

Wonker fight

When two individuals have an intense fight using only their wonkers

Hey man, did you see me go 14-0 in my wonker fights at Lucas oil stadium last Sunday!?”

by Boi_flyDerek December 5, 2019

lotion fight

When you and your buddies with small tic tac dicks jerk each other off and explode all over each other

Billy’s mom FaceTimes him with his buddies and goes “oh you boys, always having your lotion fights. Be careful not to get it in your eyes when you try to wipe it off.”

by BRM22 February 1, 2020