Figgot

A person bigoted toward food trucks. The term originated in Tool Texas after a local politician decided to pass an ordinance banning Food trucks.

Wow dude you’re being such a figgot right now.

Those Figgots only want us to eat established restaurants, they don’t like food trucks.

by Elvatochingon February 17, 2026

figger

The word "fucking" plus the word "nigger" and you get figger

Bro you are a figger.

by sigma cheecks February 12, 2025

Faggeto

When you eat so much that the dude’s dick you just blew is covered in cake.

Man, that fatass gave me a Faggeto and then tried eating the cake off my dick. Fucking slob.

by Jackal69 March 13, 2025

Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.

Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.

by 666kty March 15, 2025

Fidgetating

When someone is fidgeting and you're annoyed

“Stop fidgetating, you fucking moron”

by Pvlsonzz September 30, 2025

fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

Fagget

A lesbian

Cassandra is a fagget

by Cock waver November 14, 2025