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dancing monkey

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni December 22, 2007
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Hardcore Dancing

Hardcore Dancing is an art, requiring, skill, talent, and good balance. To throw a spinkick into someone who's dancing like an asshole to teach them a lesson, or mule kick the twat that shouldn't be standing on the edge of the pit.. cartwheels, backflips off the stage, windmills, and picking up change. These are all things your average drunk college student tough guy TRIES to do when going into a pit at a random show he happen to be getting drunk at the bar at. Well, he's in for it, if the people dancing don't take too kindly to his retarted drunken antics. Granted it will probably start a fight, but he should have known better, even in the inebriated state hes in... and he probably won't feel the bashing until the morning, but his friends can tell him "dude, you got the shit kicked outta you last night"
What is really shitty, are these people with the false pretense that "hardcore dancing" is just running around in a circle, flailing your arms, and punching random people. It's people like these that would get their asses handed to them in a pit in New York. Side Note: Don't come near the pit with beer. Certain people, recently have had very good luck dropping numerous beers out of other peoples hands with pit opening kicks... trust me, it's never fun to have to clean the floor.

If you want to see a true display of the art known as "dancing" at shows, come out to N.Y. I will guarantee it'll change your whole outlook.
Picture a really heavy breakdown, or even just BEATdown, and a bunch of kids swinging, and kicking.. and then picture yourself catching a shoe to the face.. or better yet, the shoe flying off and heading straight for your head. YES, it has happened to me! I think I'd rather catch just the shoe, because it hurts alot more when the foot is still in it. haha
by Bizza April 15, 2005
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dancingjig

white sweater wearin gold tooth havin dancing like the zoo's baboon at slick willy's in amherst ny on thursday 1-22-04 who had the nerve to apologise to me for his friend pointing at me and my dudes and saying fuck youz. what a real fucking nigger.
hey dudes look at that dancingjig making a real nigger of himself hitting on that hot white girl.
by you're a big one January 22, 2004
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hardcore dancing

the stupidest thing ever done at a show. the music is amazing, the scenesters fuck it over. I've also noticed a lot of scene fucks starting "hardcore" bands...FEAR BEFORE THE MARCH OF FLAMES for instance. Pansies...they don't even get near eachother..
Tommy is a pussy, he stands there and punches the air.
by state of alert March 22, 2005
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Hardcore Dancing

Dancing for real because you arent a drunk fucking bum, who smokes, and who lives off their parents money. Because you are not scene, because the scene kids who end up there and drink are found like radar and killed. All kids willing to say otherwise, are now known as 'scene' cause they cant except others, and cant disipline themselves enough to stop stealing their parents booze, and begging the guy right in front of jewel to buy them cigarettes. All you scene kid prep retards, can answer to me, and all the true edge kids, and kids who like music that brings upon truth and reality.

E.E.
by cleanseyourself September 13, 2005
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slam dancing

A form of "dancing" used by pre-pubescent scenesters and older emo/scene eunuchs alike. These people are not true music fans, they go to shows to be seen by their friends. This display of jackassery annoys the piss out of true fans, who end up beating the scenesters to bloody pulps between sets. These kids don't have the nuts to mosh.
At the Dream Theater/Opeth/3/Between the Buried and Me concert yesterday, the mosh pit started when some asswipe's slam dancing connected with a Dream Theater fan. The true fans around beat the slam dancers down mercilessly.
by Dragomir Andreyevich May 18, 2008
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hardcore dancing

Though its original creation is unknown, hardcore dancing involves hardcore kids wearing girls jeans kicking, flailing, and otherwise brutally assailing the air (or bystander on occassion). Hardcore dancing developed because punk is dead (and gay) and hardcore dancing is much more entertaing than pits.
by The Govenator May 13, 2005
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