crotch biter

1) someone/something that bites crotch
2) an insult such as cock sucker or asshole

"Dude, don't be such a crotch biter!"

by DAWS-C November 18, 2007

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Corona Crotch

Particularly smelly genitalia caused by not showering for several days. A phenomena resulting from quarantine during the COVID-19 pandemic.

That girl is so hot. I’d fuck her even if she has corona crotch.

by Murmage April 07, 2020

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Marcus: Dude, I totally saw Topangas crotch flower last night!
Steve: So has everyone, her crotch flower blooms for everyone!

by KIRKISMYLOVE March 14, 2010

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The act of holding one's cell phone low in your lap as to conceal your actions, all the while illuminating yourself from below.

I was trying to have a conversation with Johanna, but she was playing with her phone and giving me a lot of crotch glow.

by grasscarp99 June 02, 2011

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Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

by Clevering January 10, 2018

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When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 17, 2014

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When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

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