shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Wobble-Cocked

Drunk. Really Really Drunk.

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.

by johne55 August 5, 2012

the corkey

Man with a nugget penis.

He had such a small cock, it was a nugget. He was the corkey!

by The Corkey June 2, 2015

shadow-cocked

When a black dude rams you with the lights off.

Omg Becky, Tyquon shadow-cocked me so hard last night night.

by Kmart1063 May 22, 2016

Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

Double cocked

To get drunk and to get laid.

I am going to get double cocked tonight Mel!

by Pootsicatsa August 15, 2017