Collingwood Football Club

the worst team in the AFL. they need to suck some cock.

they are total shit

Collingwood Football Club is a fuck wit

by go freo August 16, 2020

sophie collins

An old bat with no friends whatsoever.

Oh God she's ugly she must be a Sophie collins

by Mwaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa I will October 10, 2017

Collin

A person that smells like shit and eats dick.

oh god that guys a collin

by sdfauhgsfukashdf January 15, 2016

Gemma Collins

A down to earth Geordie bird who has a lower brain capacity of a buzz feed feminist. She is a national treasure and is normally known for being ClAuStRaPhObIc DaRrEn honestly made the big brother house

Gemma Collins is a claustrophobic qween

by 69feetpictures May 8, 2020

Collin Baker

A very small man in height and penis size, but this only makes him even more mad about his outlook on life. Unable to obtain a girlfriend he often likes to have pleasurable encounters with goats. His only friend being an xbox, or his mom. Someone who generally sucks in life. Ignored by all his peers, forced to sit in isolation by himself at the end of the table.

John:Did you see that nasty guy last night?
Bill:Yah he was having sex with a goat.
Joey:What a "Collin Baker".

Friend: Hey do you guys wanna play super smash bros this weekend?
Collin: Hey guys lets play call of duty.
Everyone: Collin your so stupid, we hate you.
*Everyone turns and looks away

by Drews222 March 18, 2015

Phil Collins

When a man is lying in his back, and gets a hot handy, and cums straight into the air.

I can feel it, cummin in the air tonight!

Hey babe, wanna give me a Phil Collins later?

by Urbancowboy201 August 17, 2023

Collinsed

To repeatedly injure yourself in stupid scenarios, often causing humility and disdain. Most prevelant in Irish regions but can be experienced in other geographical regions.

Did you hear about Greg? He Collinsed himself again with a radiator. Last week he Collinsed himself while running with scissors in the hall.

by Flyasophical April 3, 2009