Cockerd

A person with an epic proportion of stupidity. They use there own logic against them selves.

"Your a fucking cockerd"

by Farvudulicious the ninth July 19, 2023

cockerman

A sweaty loser who cheats on every single video game that has ever existed in the universe. Studies every single map on Golf With Friends and memorizes every single pixel of every game. The biggest most grimiest cornball alive. He’s kinda sexy but don’t let that deceive you. His mom invented weepa woppa and removed Austin’s gums.

I’m not playing with cockerman, he’s the biggest cheater of all time. Of course he’s using Kapkan

by theaustinhater42069 July 30, 2023

Conkering

Referring to anal sex between two men, when one is penetrated to the max so that both sets of testicles strike against each other like conkers.

Last night I was absolutely steaming drunk and a I ended up Conkering a lady boy

by SilodSnek July 17, 2024

Conker

1. A British horse chestnut used for children's games.
2. The most greatest squirrel character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The greatest motherfucking squirrel.

1. Child: Let's play with Conkers!
2. Conker: Well. Here I am! Conker the king! King of all the lands!

by Ahmed3737 July 24, 2024

Croaker

The greatest person ever. He has a splendid tumblr blog with many intriguing posts. He has three children named "Muppet Jr.", "Vriska Two", and "Bloodshadow". Also goes by "The Muppet Joker". His followers as a group are named "Croaker's wacky muppetfriends".

"I love reading Croaker's blog."

by ninecandles August 4, 2024

Conker

1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.

1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!

by Ahmed3737 August 23, 2024

Croaker

An elderly male colleague who all the females are hoping croaks it because he’s just a dirty old sleaze...

I had to report that old guy, Barry to HR, when he sleazed on me, what a croaker.

by Barry_Croaker September 11, 2023