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Definitions by ninecandles

legmamaxxing

the act of wiping smegma on your legs for a natural scent/pheromone to impress people
aidan: jane doesnt like me, maybe ill try legmamaxxing
john: can i lick your scrotum
legmamaxxing by ninecandles May 15, 2026
blue fucker that did nothing wrong!
"i fucking hate vriska"
Vriska by ninecandles August 12, 2024
The greatest person ever. He has a splendid tumblr blog with many intriguing posts. He has three children named "Muppet Jr.", "Vriska Two", and "Bloodshadow". Also goes by "The Muppet Joker". His followers as a group are named "Croaker's wacky muppetfriends".
"I love reading Croaker's blog."
Croaker by ninecandles August 4, 2024
An och'oce's sexual organ. Kind of looks like a dick but with tentacles on the inside. Ejects komig'f.
"Oh my fucking god I need to rub my sp'lgog RIGHT NOW."
Sp'lgog by ninecandles August 4, 2024