Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009

Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.

Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!

by Robin Masters January 19, 2011

Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.

The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.

by dballee November 26, 2013

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013