Chinese Acrobat

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

by CaseDecade March 27, 2009

Chinese food

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.

1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"

by Stephcat, has wise. February 1, 2009

The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.

Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”

by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019

Chinese scam

The Chinese scam is a really convincing scam sent by email, only its written in Chinese and you can't read it.

My inbox is full of Chinese scams.

by Dysklyver November 27, 2017

chinese firewall

A logical seperation of data by user group between multiple instance of the same software on the same server.

The server housed data for multiple clients, seperating each instance with a chinese firewall to meet data security requirements.

by dballee November 26, 2013

Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.

Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!

by Robin Masters January 19, 2011

Chinese Waterfall

When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.

I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.

by Thikyboi December 18, 2019