love child

a child concieved through lust (usually a one night thing). The parents never marry and sometimes never see each other again.

That new kid on the street is a love child. His dad knocked up his mum at graduation and then left.

by Houle Mckean August 5, 2006

War Chinchilla Pirate Child Amigo

A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.

As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.

"Yaharrr, me hearties!"

by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson July 9, 2005

golden child

a person who seems to never do anything wrong. always being a "nice" person, always helping out. publicly know for these qualities but quite usually a real asshole when not in the public eye. known to the world as the smartest person around, and makes their siblings look like shitheads

he will always be forever know as the golden child of the fmaily to his siblings.

by MF.of.the.year February 14, 2009

child molester

A sadist or severe pedophile who acts on his/her urges and sexually abuses someone under the age of consent. Though abuse against young boys is often cited the typical case of child molestation occurs between a young girl and a male member of her family.

Still the molester can be familar or a stranger, male or female and the victim can be of either sex as well.

Lately "child molester" and "pedophile" have become the cheap insult dujour for flamers and other internet pests.

A lot of sexual practices are weird and gross, but child molesters are the only ones that are unforgivable.

by Isthmus Crypticus December 31, 2004

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

An awsome movie that is soon to hit america. It is the sequal to what happened two years later after the infamous and unforgettable Final Fantasy VII.
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People who only come here to put a lousy definition to tell how lousy the game is should go fuck bush
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there i go again mixing george w bush with idiots. wait... whats the diffeance?
George: *singing* If only i had a braaaaaiiinn....!

by boob January 21, 2005

child support

When a parent calls one of his/her children for help when assistance is needed with a computer, cell phone, DVR, etc.

My mom couldn't remember how to open her email so she called me for child support.

by lurchman January 3, 2011

Small Children

Heroin that is meant to be inserted rectally.

I played with my small children last night at Adam's place.

by Donnie J. October 12, 2003