Jizz Burger 

The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.

Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"

Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"

Jizz Burger by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011

Wank Burgled

Having allocated time for onanistic endeavor, plans are foiled by the unexpected arrival of unwanted person or persons. (usually flat mates, worse parents).

"I got home from work early and had made all the necessary preparations when my flatmate returned and goddamn WANK BURGLED me."

Wank Burgled by Smister Loan September 30, 2008

burgermeister

An adept outdoor chef; typically a master of exemplary hamburgers and related fare, often in a tailgate setting.

Dude, yo is da Burgermeister!

burgermeister by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Burging 

To tweak about every little thing that concerns academics and New York sports, especially the New York Giants

Brendan: Anyone see Burge?
Kyle: Nah, but I heard he has a big macro theory exam tomorrow.
Brendan: Ah, classic Burg must be burging in his Burge-hole, as he does every day of the week.
Kyle: That kid is a tank!

Burging by Larry McDick March 24, 2019

pimp my burger

A new burger at Burger King supposed to be invented by the PIMP MY CAR crew.

Some people are that stupid and thought you could go to Burger King, choose a burger and tell them to PIMP IT UP, i.e. More salad or something.

Dumbass.

BIG:" There is a new burger at BK"
Cartgass:"Great, let's go"
Reppuken:"ehmm no, you have to tell them "Pimp my burger" ,you choose an old burger and they pimp it up"
BIG:"..........right" *slaps him*
Cartgass:"Dumbass Reppuken"

pimp my burger by Bari May 7, 2005

burger eating invasion monkey 

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

burger eating invasion monkey by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

da burgh

Universal name for Pittsburgh, PA.

Where yinz goin? Da Burgh to get some Iron an at.

da burgh by RKman May 15, 2005