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dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat

it's uvula but cardi dropped out of school
The small piece of soft tissue dangling over the tongue is the dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Backdoor Burglar

Often found to be carpenters, due to a fondness for wood, a backdoor burglar will glady insert his dowel rod in the one place nature never intended - your bucket of an arse. Like any good burglar, if he spots an opportunity he'll be quick to knock in your brown door and paint it white on the way out.

It is important to stress that unlike ass-bandits, marmite-miners, fudge-packers, butt-pirates and the like, generally speaking a backdoor burglar will plunder your ass without your consent/and or knowledge.

However, particularly fiesty homosexuals will mutually burgle each others arses, due to the fear/excitement of being caught - like the old fashioned game in which you must steal the keys without the other noticing. In this case, replace keys with butt-fudge.
Example 1:

Guy 1: "Dude my ass is sore today, what the hell happened at Mike's party last night."

Guy 2: "Dunno man but you were pretty drunk and I noticed some dodgy pervert hanging around, perhaps you got your backdoor burgled?"

Example 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, shall we go into Club X tonight? My uncle says its good fun.

Guy 2: Maaaaate. Are you a fucking ass bandit? That place is for backdoor burglars ONLY.
by Borkopenny May 13, 2009
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back seat bingo

When you and your better half make out or more in the back seat of a vehicle
Girl: Would you like to play back seat bingo tonight by the lake?

Guy:Heck yea!!!! I just got the back seat, of my whip, reupholstered.
by daddybigbuks September 11, 2009
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pwn-back

Noun: A counter pwn.

Verb: 1: To return a pwn to it's rightful pwner.
Verb: 2: To travel in reverse down the pwn continuum.
You just got pwned, biatch! No pwn-backs!
by Mike Roberts May 5, 2006
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business up front party in the back

He tore off his Caterpillar hat, showing even more of his mullet hairstyle and cried "Yeah lady! It's business up front party in the back!"
by Tragnou Rosalbo October 3, 2009
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back down

1. when you warn someone who tries to diss you to step back before you get nasty

2. in the past, back in the days
1. back down 'fore I cap you ass fool !

2. what about being a mack, i mean, back down ?
by Swoopa February 27, 2009
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brackhead

Brackhead is how blood gang members say "crackhead". If someone is a brackhead, a blood member is calling them a crackhead.
Aye blood ctfu you see dat brackhead actin a fool ova ther?
by Definitive Boyx June 22, 2016
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