james_bond_rulez

a sexy, muscular, well suited gentleman who has a license to kill any fags that pisses him off.

james_bond_rulez vows to kick osama bin laden in the ballz and bring him to justice

by james January 12, 2004

Bond

(noun)A person who is a master in multiple fields of online games; (adj)To be masterful in multiple online games; (noun) A person who is masterful enough that it makes other jealous and paranoid during games; (verb) to play so masterfully in a game that it makes other people jealous and paranoid when playing with you.

(1)Joe: Man if Jovi got any better I wouldn't even bother anymore.
Phil: He's masterful at almost every online game.
Matt: No kidding.
John: Jovan! Stop becoming Bond!

(2)Joe: Oh I hate you.
Matt: I never know where he is, and then...blam!
Phil: He makes me jealous and paranoid when I play with him.
Joe: Do you know why?
Phil: No.
Matt: Because he is Bond...

by Nicholas D. Wolfwood April 25, 2004

Bonding

To apply Gold Bond Medicated Powder to the genitalia of the male, or female, body (generally male). Bonding leaves the user with a cooling sensation, a feeling of complete satisfaction as if the user has accomplished something of great magnitude, AND prevents chafing. Bonding with friends is a great way to spend any weekend night, and is a prerequisite to ANY action-filled night with the ladies. For best results (if male), "poof" onto hand and use a cupping motion around testicles and move your way up the rest of the genitalia. Bond no more than 3-4 times a day and APPLY GENEROUSLY. After all, what's the point of Bonding if you don't "FEEL THE BUZZ?!"

"Yo Tim, I don't know what you're doing tonight but there's a Bonding party at my house. We've got 3 bottles of Extra Strength Gold Bond (GB). Instant Message me if you're in!"

by Nate Dizzle September 1, 2005

James Bonding

The act of a father sharing his favorite James Bond movies with his son(s).

Mick: "Any big plans for Fathers Day this weekend?"

Phil: "Nah, just gonna do some James Bonding with my oldest, he's never seen 'View To A Kill."

by reliant3k June 21, 2010

50s James Bond

your bitch and you stand back to front she then puts a cork in her vagina queefz it out into your open ass hole and sucks it out

"We were dry humping and she pulled a 50s James Bond!!!"

by Ryan (vagina munger) Meara April 18, 2007

Bondo

A nickname used by San Franciscans to describe the new and improved, juiced-up version of baseball slugger Barry Bonds.

Fan 1: Did you see Bondo hit that jack into the bay?
Fan 2: That was ridiculous. He's obviously not on steroids.

by pdscjr May 22, 2006

Bondgoggles

When a guy imagines himself to be a suave, sophisticated man about town after a few drinks.

After drinking six Vesper Martinis and peeing in his rented tux, he had Bondgoggles so bad that he started to refer to his apartment as "the villa".

by Ramblingvine July 21, 2009