is a situation where you are Driving on the hwys around calgary and two mentally chalanged drivers are travelling side by side atleast 10km under the speed limit. Neather one is passin the other.
So I'm driving in my abulance down hwy#2 and these two pieces of pure panty waiste are creating a Calgary Road block. I have my lights flashing and my sirens blazing. Nothing, they just wont move. Outa nowhere a RCMP comes wheeling around me and smashes that Calgary Road block right off the Highway.Justice served
by Justa Do'nmyjob July 22, 2008
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An utter and complete cock blocking that decreases your chance of getting some to zero. Typically caused by parents and asshole friends.
"Did you see the cock blockalypse last night?"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
"No, where at?"
"I was at Tom's house in bed with a babe when Tom barged in and kicked us out"
"what a doucher"
by Jbru202 November 17, 2009
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Get the around the block mug.A bar in the early 1910's, which served "needled" or fortified beer. So called because you have a drink, walk a block and drop dead. Also called a "blind pig."
The proprietors of the block-and-drop joint had set up a practice of drugging their beer, then rolling the patrons that passed out.
by Alan June 4, 2004
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their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
by Dr. Sassafrass April 8, 2010
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In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.
In spring and summer months, slimmer women are preferred.
Ray: Damn homie, what's with all these fat chicks you've been dating lately?
Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.
Ray: Word.
Carl: Man, its Block Season bro. Its cold outchea... gotta stay warm, g.
Ray: Word.
by Phones Malone December 15, 2010
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