Secret-beef

A disagreement in which the beefee is unaware of.

Tom: Melissa said that she wants to come tonight, that okay?
Jack: Uh, no...I'm sort of having a Secret-beef with her about that guy a few weeks back.
Tom: Why haven't you told her that it bothered you?
Jack: I don't want to deal with the bullshit, it isn't necessary.

by Ryryq March 24, 2010

Beef Date

A Beefdate is a birthday in which you are given the "meat" in other words: Losing your virginity!

Girl: Can my birthday be a beef date?
Guy: Sure babe!

by /Pie God\ August 16, 2017

Beef Saddle

The cooler, less mainstream incarnation of the bass guitar.

I like my beef saddle rare to medium-rare. The thicker and juicier the better. Really get up in there. Don't be afraid! Really just man handle that f*ckin' thing, ya know!? COME ON NAHW! SLAPPA DA BEEEEEF SADDLE, MOOOOOOOOOONNN!!!

by Dr. Hoppelgangerstein May 31, 2018

Gay Beef

According to Stephen Colbert citing a PornHub research report (June 13, 2017), chicken is called Gay Beef in North Dakota.

Try the buffalo Gay Beef.

by tonympn June 16, 2017

beef squash

A squashing of you & another’s beef; making amends

I’m so glad Selena & Demi had their beef squash.

Are you gonna meet me for a beefsquash?

by theoneandonlydicktionary September 10, 2018

girl beef

When a new female is introduced to a group of females and they are low key aggressive towards the newcomer

Me:“Conor mate, brought my new gf to the house and the girls are being well aggy”

Conor:”Girl beef innit”

by whywontitburn May 27, 2019

Beef Cobbler

A saggy black vagina.

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.

by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014