Beach Humberland

Another term for "Beach Umbrella". This is often used by Vietnamese-American women who can't understand people who talk insanely fast...and mumble.

"Hey, I need to get a beach umbrella at wal-mart."

"Huh? What's a beach humberland??"

"No, a beach umbrella..."

"Beach hum...ber...land??"

"UMBRELLA!"

"OH! WHAHAHAHAHA"

by geoff rowan October 16, 2008

Rachel Beach

A sexy person, who always has a big penis.

"Look at the bulge in her pants."
"Yeah that's Rachel Beach's penis."

by asclkndkla May 29, 2013

beach wings

Eat a girl out with crabs, similar red wings

I feel like something is crawling in my mustache. I must've earned my beach wings this weekend…

by BeachWingsFTW July 23, 2014

christies beach

Cool place, but druggies will chase you and try to steal your shoes if they don't make their bus. Watch out cause those cunts are pissed. Had to hide in the school there once at like 1:00am cause some bitch wanted my thongs and got here 500 children to go looking for me. Also where everyone gets spray paint and crap.

Hey dad some chick just tried to steal my shoes and I had to hide in the school until she and her offspring left "well thats christies beach for ya"

by monmon555 December 12, 2013

Canadian beach

A nudist beach. Named this way due to the large amount of "beavers" and "logs".

1: I went to the best Canadian beach yesterday!
2: You went to Canada?
1:No, I went to a nude beach and this one chick was getting logged!
2: Oh

by Alvarortor September 14, 2015

Beach belly

A play on ‘beach body’ - referring to someone on the beach while in a swimming costume who instead of being toned has a belly.

‘You’re rocking that beach belly man! I see you decided to give the beach body a miss this summer!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 May 23, 2019

Beech/Beach

/biCH/

Beech (US)

Beach (UK)

Another way of saying "bitch" without getting caught at school.

And you can give excuses to your teacher and you won't technically be swearing! :D

"What'd you say to me you little beech?"

"Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon beech"

Beech/Beach is a form of "bitch" .

"Beech, I don't give a frickle!"

"Beeches be crazy"

by GoodWordsThatYoullNeverUse December 1, 2019