bagel job

Doing something about as good as a Jew would do.

"You're doing a real bagel job over there, Schlomo."

by Joseph The Broseph May 2, 2006

bagelfish

To bust a gut from laughing so hard. Typed with great difficulty due to laughing so hard.

Player 1: Crimson just got run over by a Jeep. (actually seen in game by 7 other players)

Player 2: roflmaopimpbagflsh

by WhiteKnight77 February 13, 2004

bagelmaster

a person who is all master of bagels. He is tall, strong, and is obsessed with bagels.

I am the bagelmaster.

by Bagelmaster April 16, 2009

Take the bagel

Like carpe diem it means to seize the day, or the moment. Go for it!

There's nobody here, should we do it?
Definitely. Take the bagel.

by Murperin May 25, 2007

Bagels

When fraternity gentleman are acting erroneous, or are engaging in erroneous behavior.

"Noj hooking up with that slore is complete bagels"

by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010

Bagelware

Any sort of clothing worn while eating a bagel, especially if it is only under garments.

Sam walked outside in his Bagelware, to both Vito and Allison's immense pleasure.

by Alvisa October 4, 2008

bagel tooth

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.

that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth

by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008