bastard

a child born out of wedlock this term is often used as an insult

Stacies son was born when she was not married that means hes a bastard

by drsfg February 24, 2007

Baest

*Also known as "bæst"*

Baest is an alternate spelling of "beast" that originated from Modern Warefare Clan Tags. The Clan Tags could only hold four characters and to spell the commonly used slang "beast," one had to use the Latin æ sigma to spell the word in under four characters. The Clan Tag gained immense popularity and began to be used in common internet usage, being spelt "baest." The definition is still essentially the same, other than it has the reference to Modern Warefare.

DUde! EMINƎM is so BæsT!

(Joe) That was such a baest porno! I had an epic boner.
(Mike) Dude, that was Hannah Montana, you perv.

by Alegitbæst September 5, 2010

Double Hard Bastard

Somebody who does something painful just because what the fuck.

Yo man, did hear about Matt? He got his PTEROSAUR lazered off without using general anaesthetic, just because WHAT THE FUCK. Matt is a double hard bastard.

by AlanDW June 18, 2011

Geordie bastard

A particularly loud, brash and offensive male from Newcastle. Usually hell bent on Newcastle brown and looking to pan your head in for casting a single glance at his bird or slagging off his football team.

"Oh shit, were playing Newcastle today (re. football), the whole town will be over-run with geordie bastards!"

by gogggg January 28, 2006

baastad

Way a upper New Yorker would say bastard

You baastad! Get the fuck off my stoop you flying fairy!

by scooter21 April 15, 2008

barstow cool

When something is absolutely mind blowing that the only response you can give is saying "cool."

David Blane: "Muscular Dystrophy"
Fat Kid: "Barstow Cool"

by Capt_Planet114 September 2, 2014

Freak Bastard

Someone who is doing unequivocal behavior such as walking around naked with a football helmet on, carrying a duck.

Check out that "Freak Bastard" with the duck.

by TroyFoster October 9, 2008