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lightsaber battle

when 2 gay guys smack their penis' aginst each other
Dylan and sabastion are really gay they where up all night having a lightsaber battle
by lmxdoomguyx May 15, 2009
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battle ass

A giant ass, typical of the fat asses of many military chicks, especially characteristic with Navy chicks.
That girl has a huge battle ass.
by Jeremy Mullet June 11, 2005
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Batman Syndrome

Not being able to turn your head without turning your upper torso, as a result from neck injuries.
I got whiplash from the car accident, and now I am suffering from Batman Syndrome!
by pooot March 9, 2009
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battle ears

Aggressive ear posture on animals with flexible external ear position where the ears lie flat against the back of the head and/or neck.
I knew Kim's cat was pissed that I had picked her up when she showed me battle ears.
by ephemeral_star99 June 22, 2008
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Battle Jack

Is when someone masturbating or jack-off in a warzone when theres nothing much to do beside gun-fights.
Soldier 1: "hey dude, have you ever thought about a battle jack?"
Soldier 2: "Are you mad???"
Soldier 1: "Beside, you might be the first kid on the block you know?"
by MasturbAZN February 4, 2009
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Batmaning

Batmaning or to Batman someone is the act of talking to them for an extended amount of time. When or if they turn the opposite direction, mid-conversation, you slip away un-noticed and un-detected. This is the elusive art of...BATMAN(ing)
Batmanee: "So I was looking up pictures of cats the other day, and the weirdest thing happened..."
*Batmanee turns to pick up an object or look at something*
Batmaner: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
*He slyly slips away from the conversation, behind a door or a wall, anything that conceals his entire body*
Batmanee: "It was this picture of..."
*notices there is no more Batmaner*
Batmanee: "Ah shit, I've been Batmaned! I can't believe he was Batmaning me that whole time!"
by SUPERMANWANNABE January 28, 2014
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Batman

The devil in disguise since he has ears that look like horns. He's a super hero of half man,half god...... but has no actual superpowers.
Hes Jesus Christ meant to save the world from the Joker ( which is Joe Biden as his name starts with the letter J) and the tyrannical government of the New World Order created by the makers of the internet and founders of social media (Mark Zuckerberg for ex. ) The world is a stage show and a fake reality, and batman gets famous to set the world free once and for all.

Batman wears a mask to conceal his identity because of the world possibly making fun of him for going out of his way to be such a hero.
Don't be batman.... don't be a hero....

Lot of times they sacrifice their sex lives just to save the world. Blood sacrifices are a real thing to change the status quo, something that can get you killed or nailed to the cross
by the_fruitarian April 28, 2022
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