bartch

7 foot spelling wonder, this animal is characteristic for looking like one goofy moe-fucka, singing Danke Schön like the bulgein Tom Jones pants, and torturing poor males with the thought that they will never get in her 46 length jeans.

also see Lemoges

"Move Bartch,
Get out the way,
Get the way Bartch,
Get out the way!"

by Bravizzl February 19, 2003

landover baptist

A derogotory term for anyone, normally 50yr old virgins, who love the cock so hard it hurts them to see.

ME:Your dad is a landover baptist
EVERYONE ELSE:shut up you poon

by Jimmy April 22, 2005

Dirty baptism

Where a man deficates in the toilet, then dunks bitches head in toilet while simultaniously smacking her ass with a bible or similar device.

AHHY TRICK GET THE FUCK BACK HERE BEFORE I GIVE YOU A DIRTY BAPTISM

by yahh trick yahh.123. August 20, 2008

bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

Bartatua

The great warrior/philosopher who emerged from the Steppes of Mongolia in the late 1100's.

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011