a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
by MC peepants October 10, 2010
A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair
by You_are_fool July 27, 2022
A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
by TheMightyGregasaurus April 23, 2011
Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.
This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel
This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel
Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?
by Christmas karl January 11, 2022
by T, C February 24, 2019
1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.
Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!
by Italianman92 January 19, 2010
by toastson October 31, 2007