Blasterd

Someone that is tripping hard on shroom's.

Damn, that nigga's blasterd.

by Slamatic October 14, 2009

Blasterbate

The act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman's mouth with exacting accuracy.

I was really bored, so I decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom's mouth, as possible and blasterbate.

by TIME Lincoln March 20, 2011

doo doo blaster

a child friendly refrence to a toilet, typically assigned to the household item during potty training.

kyle finally learned how to use the doo doo blaster today.

by nick1492 December 26, 2007

beasted

to be owned, powned and all other adjetictives that have to do with getting you ass kicked in a first person shooter

this noob just got fucking beasted.

by evan redmond February 15, 2008

Chode blaster

Someone who gets right to the point of licking ones chode!

An addiction to Chode or someone who has access to multiple chodes at one time.

Hey Andre, leave my !@#$%^& chode alone you chode blaster!

by alllooksnnogo October 15, 2009

Turkey Basted

When your girl who craves abuse turns the table and stuffs a prostimulator up your ass.

She was physically hurt so bad last time we hooked up, that she turkey basted me for thanksgiving.

by z_dawg_nyc November 21, 2018

sand blaster

A girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a blow job, and his shaft is scrapped uncomfortably by each individual grain. Needless to say, the experience isn't enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach - otherwise why the fuck would her mouth be all sandy.

Kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.

by JohnBon August 20, 2005