Antoniy preobrazhensky

People who write their name as such as Antoniy are person's with extremely small penises and balls. The intend to be extremely stupid an retarded

Antoniy is an retarded construction drawer.

Hot girl: omg that Antoniy preobrazhensky is so gooftarded uwu.

by Gooflord187 May 22, 2023

Antonella

Antonella is the biggest blessing you will ever receive. Once you get close with her, you’ll wonder what you did to deserve someone amazing like Antonella. She is stunning, smart, funny, yet she’s shy because she doesn’t recognize her beautiful personality. She is too harsh on herself but forgives others very easily. If you meet an Antonella, she will probably tell you how amazing you are but won’t take a compliment for herself. Never EVER lose her or you will regret it. You may not realize how much you love her until she’s gone.

person 1: Antonella, what’d i do to deserve you?

Antonella: you were probably just in the right place at the right time.

by Anonymous Hooman May 22, 2023

Antonio Vespacci

Antonio Vespacci is a famous low-tier English football manager, famously bringing Hull City to the non-league title in 1957.

Person: Did you hear about Antonio Vespacci’s funeral?

Person 2: Yeah, I saw it on TV

by JGreenwood June 7, 2023

San Antonio Cookie Jar

When two chicks interlock arms (like in a toast of sorts) and finger blast themselves (not each other). This act is considered amazing and it doesn't matter if it's cheating or gay...see also Long Island Strong Arm

Baby it's my birthday can you please just San Antonio Cookie Jar with your roommate once for me.

by M2B2D2 March 29, 2015

San Antonio Spatula

The act of slapping your cock on your significant others ass whilst placing ones thumb in her anal cavity. To add pleasure, it helps if she yodels war cries from the alamo.

"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"

"Nice man"

by Kroger Gas October 7, 2016

lars anton

Cool skateboarder , that enjoys a good cup of Coffee at all Times.

Lars means God .

Anton means The all knowing .

I dont know, ask Lars Anton!

by Eric johansson December 13, 2016

jesus antonio martinez

Greatest man you can ever meet.Strongest man you can ever meet. Always picks the right girlfriend and a girl who has him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Jesus Antonio Martinez is awesome he is a pro at basketball he is so great maybe the greatest person i ever met and has a beautiful girlfriend she is so lucky to have him he is dreamy and really strong .

by green gazes May 10, 2018