Evan san

A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.

Player 1: omg this kid is so good!

Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!

by John Wock April 12, 2022

Blue Evans

When you’re with a bird and you slap her erse so hard it goes blue and splotchy

I was with a lass last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 30, 2021

Blue Evans

When you slap a birds ass that hard it leaves it blue and splotchy

Oh I was fucking a girls last night and I pure gave her a blue Evans

by Karmasutra69 August 29, 2021

Evan Perham

A name often used for babies who look like they might be strong when fully grown. A name people call each other when teasingly referring to bad eating behaviors and sensitiveness.

Geez, {dad} you don't want to start acting like an evan perham?

by realgod22 January 16, 2018

Evan Travis

Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.

"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room

by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019

ryan evans

are caring individuals with great talent and are extremely endowed

i got myself one of those ryan evans fellows

by jes232323 January 4, 2020

Evan Donavan

Evan Donavan is a kind loving and handsome man who will do anything for the people he loves. His smile is contagious and his face is the most beautiful anyone can see. He is quick witted and can come up with a joke in seconds. He gets excited about cars and the noises they make. His kisses give butterflies down your spine.

I love Evan Donavan

by Lauren Matrisciano May 2, 2022