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Angry Zombie

When you cum on a womans face while she sleeps so she wakes up with eyes stuck shut and lips stuck together and walks around with her arms outstretched walking blindly and mumbling jibberish because she can't open her mouth
CHRIS: How was the date?
ME: She was being stingy with the pussy and passed out drunk
Chris: Did you give her the angry zombie?
ME: Of course I did, she was pretty angry but after she cleaned up I let her swallow my kids so it all worked out
by kensobaby December 3, 2014
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zombie racket

weapon of choice used for most teenage zombie slayers

The weird shaped racket used to sqash those pesky zombies roaming to EAT YOUR BRAINSSSS!!!!!!

The racket used to crack apart zombie balls that tend to fall off once they are dead.
"Watch out for that ZOMBIE!"
"Don't worry, I have my zombie racket!"

"Hey Becca, have you seen my zombie racket?"

"Watch out for those Zombies they might rape you"
"Zombie racket to the balls"
by Gorgondopalus May 12, 2010
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Zombie

Something that eats you in your sleep, man.
by Dude40AssWhole January 29, 2009
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ZOMBIED

The act of drinking with a bottle in each hand, while two stepping, then passing out due to intoxication.
"Damn that guy is so drunk dancing" "He's downing two drinks at once" he's dancing around just like a zombie. "That guys ZOMBIED"
by Skygrafik November 13, 2013
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cigarette zombie

-A person, normally under the age of 18, who incessantly asks to bum cigarettes or asks for someone of legal age to purchase cigarettes for them.

-They extend their open hand like a zombie. Instead of 'brains,' they groan, 'cigarette'.

-Found often at skate spots, the mall, or hanging around elementary and middle schools which they no longer go to.
Rob: Have you seen Noah lately?
Bob: Yeah, I left his ass at the gas station when he wouldn't stop asking me to get him cigarettes yesterday.
Rob: I told you to never give him any. He's turned into a cigarette zombie. And he use to be such a good kid.
by lunaticxparade August 14, 2009
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Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus
Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops
by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020
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zombie soda

After a day of two of sitting in the fridge in a fast-food styrofoam cup, a soft-drink loses its spirit and becomes a zombie soda -- a flat fizz-less drink that tastes bland and undead.
This 7-Up's been in my fridge since Monday. I guess it's a zombie soda now.
by Smilodactyl222 March 8, 2015
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