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Y.A.P - a Young Age Pensioner, a person that is old before there time and shows no interest in enjoying the benefits of youth.
Mike - 'Hey Jonny are we hitting the clubs tonight?'

Jonny - 'No way man I am staying in watching the last night of the proms with nice cup of cocoa'

Mike - 'Jonny you are such a Y.A.P'
Y.A.P by nothinbetter2do August 26, 2009
Related Words
y'all y Y.T. y/n (y) (. Y .) y tho Y’all y'arnt y chromosome
the extra plural form of y'all. Refers to at least ten people.
Y'alls in the same family? Well, I'll be switched!
y'alls by T-Dog Jenkins August 3, 2005

Y.O.D.A. S.A.P 

You Only Do Anal
Suck A Penis

A catchy and effective phrase
Great for a comeback.

Can be used in any context you like
Bob: Hey Builder you suck at maths!
Builder: go Suck a penis

Bob: Hey Builder you're gay
Builder: Y.O.D.A. S.A.P !!!
Y.O.D.A. S.A.P by DBLXY September 18, 2012

y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o

Y- you

A-already
K-know
W-what

T-the
F-fuck
G-go
O-on
Girl that's my mfn Best Friend right because y.a.k.w.t.f.g.o !!!!

Y.O.L.L.F.T 

You Only Live Like Four Times
Dude, dontcha know? Y.O.L.L.F.T!
Meaning you only live once, but is the carpe diem for stupid people
Me: "I'm going to get up this morning and take advantage of today! Y.O.L.O!
Y.O.L.O by somerandomdude69 July 13, 2012