Weiner Mitten

The area between a woman's breasts.

Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.

by The Chris G. January 22, 2008

Weiner Chiseler

One who is, both, a weiner and a chiseler. Much like that of an extremely weak car salesman, such as Kenny.

When a weiner trys entirely too hard to capture what is not rightfully his. In that instance people could correctly use the term weiner chiseler.

by catrow October 7, 2008

weinerparty

A party in which a superfluous amount of dick is available.

Bob: "I'm bringin' the dick to the weinerparty!"

by john goldstein March 31, 2009

weinerish

Something that is scared of anything. Acting like a pansy.

The homosapien was being weinerish.

by tiney hoppers January 1, 2010

Weinerbarf

Penile ejaculate.

I weinerbarfed on her tits.

by Hully H. January 6, 2011

Waiter-Envy

When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Thank you!

(Waiter goes to the next table)

Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!

You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.

by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011

weiner

a surprisingly buff congressman who has a funny name.

That weiner is a funny guy.

by DARKassasinNINJAkitten November 30, 2011