vag volcano

A vag volcano is when a woman squirts out of their vagina during an orgasm. Only 13% of the female population are able to squirt. It is called a vag volcano referring to the liquid shooting out of the vagina, which simulates lava shooting out of a volcano

"When I was fucking that girl she had a vag volcano and the liquid got all over me!"

by MMHvagvolcano April 15, 2009

Volodymyr Zelensky

CEO of Ukraine as of 2022, worshipped by redditors all around the world

Born to a Jewish family, he pursued a career in comedy before declaring his candidacy for the Ukrainian presidency in 2019. He won the election with 73.23 of the vote.

His presidency has been characterized as liberal, aggressively pro-West and anti-Russian, and by a very strong social media presence.

Did you just say you don’t like Volodymyr Zelensky? Umm… downboated, sweaty.

by muzzy101 October 16, 2022

Alec Volturi

Alec Volturi is a fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's The Twilight Saga. He first appeared in New Moon. He is Jane's twin brother. Together, the twins became the most offensive weapon of the Volturi.

Alec is mostly described to be the nice twin but he's actually not. He works quietly and keeps to himself, studying every attack of the enemy, analyzing on when to give out his attack. Among the family and the guards, he is the least apathetic of them all. He's kind of animated in some way, as the books says, he was the one who teased Jane and Edward in New Moon. I noticed also that he was smiling most of the time in Chapter 21, Verdict. Alec has very dark brown hair, lips less full as his sister's and the same red eyes like the rest of human blood-drinking vampires. He looks gorgeous indeed and will make every girl drop dead at the sight of him. Alec has the common abilities a vampire has, speed, strength, und so weiter. His gift though, is extremely powerful. While her sister induces pain and can only concentrate on one person, his gift is the exact opposite, the antidote. His special ability is to cut off one's senses and he can also do this to a multiple number of people. This power is in the form a misty gray haze.

In the book it was said that Alec and Jane looked like 13 year olds, but in the movie, they were portrayed by Cameron Bright, then 16, and Dakota Fanning, 15...

-A normal scenario from school-
Guy#1: Hey, who's that Alec Volturi guy on your page?
Me: My husband. Duh.
Guy#2: *raises his eyebrows* Eh? Where's he from?
Me: Italy. Duh.
Guy#1: Duh, what book?
Me: OH! New Moon :->
Guy#1: Ahh...
Me: 8->8->8-> COOL! YOU'RE INTESRESTED!

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Oh My Alec Volturi! Curse your gorgeousness :((
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You're Alec Volturi, Renesmee's husband right? :->
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Alec Volturi, marry me.

by Team Reneslec January 30, 2010

Volleyball

The best sport in the world! Obviously these losers have never played it because its not just tall, lanky people! So there! It is one of the best sports to play and I am sure that we do more activity than you do! But you know wacking off doesnt take all that much activity! :-)

I love to play Volleyball instead of wack off like some losers I know!

by *Jessica* June 12, 2003

M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization)

The Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization (M.E.V.O.) was founded in the summer of 2008 by Eric J. Fuchs-Stengel and Samuel A. Berman. After going on numerous hiking expeditions during the summer, the two friends became motivated to preserve the natural beauty of our environment. And so, M.E.V.O. was born. M.E.V.O. is a volunteer organization; its primary goals being to clean up, preserve, and protect the environment. Of course, we understand that we can't do this alone, so it is also our mission to raise awareness about pollution, and to motivate other groups and individuals to help us in this cause. These goals will be accomplished by organizing a variety of activities for our volunteers, from hike-a-thons and bike-a-thons to clean-ups and recycling drives. M.E.V.O. is also a "friendship" organization which volunteers its time to help out other friend and partner organizations that work to protect and enjoy the environment as much as M.E.V.O.. Because ultimately, saving the environment and planet is going to be a team effort. And it won't be easy, but it will definitely be worth it.

Guy #1: Man i wanna help save the world, but i don't know how (sad)
Guy #2: Dude we should join, M.E.V.O. (Mahwah Environmental Volunteers Organization), they have several chapters all over New Jersey
Guy #1: Yeah!!! thats a GREAT idea (happy)

by Gorillafaceoff April 21, 2011

Voltaire's Angry Glove

A cattle insemination glove rolled in super glue, pieces of glass, and rock salt. Used for anal fisting.

"Timothy, could you fetch Voltaire's Angry Glove? The gimp is misbehaving."

by Jrock LoCash November 21, 2007

Volkswagen

Volkswagen is a genuinely great car company. Their cars are built solidly, are fast, agile and fun to drive, plus they're not too expensive. They aren't overstyled like the crap Hyundais and Kias and their interiors are classy as fuck. Their lineup ranges from sporty small cars to refined large SUVs. They are even the producer the iconic Beetle and the stereotype inducing Jetta. In addition, they invented and still rule the Hot Hatchback category with the Golf GTI. Their engines are easy to work on, last forever and will run for at least 350,000 miles. Though they have a reputation for smaller things breaking, the overall quality and build solidity is exceptionally high. Parts are shared between Audi and Porsche, as they are all one company. This gives VWs the feel of much more expensive cars and has resulted in a large following of VW fans around the globe, similar to BMW or Jeep.

Dude, I juts got my new Volkswagen GTI, it's really fucking awesome. I don't think I'll buy anything else ever again.

by TheCarFanatic May 24, 2014