A complete discrace to the United States. Filled with dumb hicks that won't allow buisness to come into there state so the result of course is poverty. If you accually move here you will never make it out. The place sucks you in. There are no jobs in WV. And yes it's true incest runs rampid in WV. And to westerners WV is not part of Virginia. We are a completelly seperate godamn(country) state.
(Guy1 ): You ever look at you sister like that?
(Guy 2): Fuck no! You sicko!
(Guy 1): Oh it's ok im from West Virginia. We keep it in all in the family here!
(Guy 2): Oh that explains alot.
(Guy 2): Fuck no! You sicko!
(Guy 1): Oh it's ok im from West Virginia. We keep it in all in the family here!
(Guy 2): Oh that explains alot.
by hillbilly bobdonjoe July 6, 2008
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by Bilbo"Douche"Baggins August 28, 2010
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County Seat of Washington County, Virginia, in southwestern Virginia about fifteen miles northeast of the Tennesse border. Population ca. 6,000.
Active (live-)stock market, seasonal burley tobacco market, site of Federal District court which accounts for beaucoup (way too many) attorneys for hire.
Biggest cultural attributes are probably the annual Virginia Highlands Festival held on the campus of Virginia Highlands Community College, waggishly referred to as "UCLA(q.v.)," and the Barter Theater, the State Theater of Virginia. Contrary to popular opinion, neither Gregory Peck nor Ernest Borgnine was born or grew up in Abingdon, nor Ned Beatty, although they all played the Barter early in their careers.
Worst-kept secret: The really choice furniture, antiques and miscellaneous items (and often, quite good deals) are not to be found at the open-air Highlands Festival, but at a semi-secret rummage sale held by a consortium of downtown Mainline Protestant churches, named for Plum Alley, which the week-long event occupies.
Little-known facts:
. Interstate 81 runs along eastern edge of town and affords easy access to Bristol, where there is also nothing for young people to do.
. One of several thousand communities in the USA that has earned the right to call itself "the buckle on the bible belt."
. Just for fun, Google for "Abington, Virginia" (note misspelling).
Active (live-)stock market, seasonal burley tobacco market, site of Federal District court which accounts for beaucoup (way too many) attorneys for hire.
Biggest cultural attributes are probably the annual Virginia Highlands Festival held on the campus of Virginia Highlands Community College, waggishly referred to as "UCLA(q.v.)," and the Barter Theater, the State Theater of Virginia. Contrary to popular opinion, neither Gregory Peck nor Ernest Borgnine was born or grew up in Abingdon, nor Ned Beatty, although they all played the Barter early in their careers.
Worst-kept secret: The really choice furniture, antiques and miscellaneous items (and often, quite good deals) are not to be found at the open-air Highlands Festival, but at a semi-secret rummage sale held by a consortium of downtown Mainline Protestant churches, named for Plum Alley, which the week-long event occupies.
Little-known facts:
. Interstate 81 runs along eastern edge of town and affords easy access to Bristol, where there is also nothing for young people to do.
. One of several thousand communities in the USA that has earned the right to call itself "the buckle on the bible belt."
. Just for fun, Google for "Abington, Virginia" (note misspelling).
"Abingdon, Virginia? Where is this Abingdon? How long to drive there from Richmond?"
"Oh, about six, seven hours if the Interstates don't clot up too much."
"That's impossible. Nowhere in Virginia takes seven hours to reach from the state capital."
"Look on a road map, for the extreme Southwestern tip which they always put in a separate little box."
"Oh, about six, seven hours if the Interstates don't clot up too much."
"That's impossible. Nowhere in Virginia takes seven hours to reach from the state capital."
"Look on a road map, for the extreme Southwestern tip which they always put in a separate little box."
by al-in-chgo February 26, 2010
Get the Abingdon, Virginia mug.The second poorest-state next to Mississippi. It was a mistake the state Seceded from Virginia during the Civil War. Virginia does better in almost everything each year while West Virginia get's worse. This is the only state where ive seen the state sign say open for business, and then months later it was changed. They don’t allow any business in the state so the result is a loss of jobs and an increase in poverty.
Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).
WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.
The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.
The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.
Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!
There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.
Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.
The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.
The state sucks, I will pray for it.
Where the infamous United States Senator: Robert Carlyle Byrd is from. He is the "Oldest" current member of the United States Congress (BORN 1917). He was a member of the KKK and has openly said "Nigger" and "White Nigger" on National Television. Actually his exact words were: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word."(March 4, 2001 interview with Tony Snow).
WV is the Chemical Capital of the United States. Yes, I bet you thought New Jersey had that one but you would be wrong. Du-Pont has displaced research chemicals into streams, and river throughout the state for many years. Towards Virginia and D.C., that end of WV has advised that people boil there water and filter it before consuming. Sad.
The western end of the state has it's own sickness similar to the one in Ohio. It's called the Mid-Ohio Valley sickness.
The state has one of the LOWEST overall violent/property crime rates in the entire USA.
Yes there are Bueatiful Mountains to see, but what lurks inside them is scary. In Cairo for example, people seem to build there houses out of scratch if you catch my drift. It’s some scary looking shit, and people live there. Holy shit!
There are entire ABONDONED TOWNS throughout the state. Not one person around anywhere, not one store of business open. Again, scary shit.
Incest does not occur in West Virginia like people think.
With that said, Arkansas is the INCEST capital of the USA.
The largest city has just over 50,000 people. And has absolutely nothing cool or hip to even mention. And yes im talking about Charleston. That city is lame, just like the rest of them.
The state sucks, I will pray for it.
by iueuifnhonhj562525 January 2, 2009
Get the West Virginia mug.The worst frickin place on earth. Don't believe me? I live here. The rest of Virginia is awesome, but Northern Virginia is a mass of liberal, yankee, bland and culture-less suburbia.
Guy 1: Yeah man, my sister got stuck with a bad job in Northern Virginia.
Guy 2: Oh, man! The rest of Virginia is fine, but that craphole up there is tarnishing the whole darn state!
Guy 2: Oh, man! The rest of Virginia is fine, but that craphole up there is tarnishing the whole darn state!
by MidnightRider126 October 18, 2018
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by big pooooooooooiii October 21, 2011
Get the Bridgewater, Virginia mug.A great state to BE from. A great state to visit on holiday esp. Deer (Rifle) Season. Nothing is better. You only have 2 options in this state. You are either going uphill or downhill. Thats it. You see there ARE lots of hills and hollers and shit. (that would qualify as mountains in any other state). Lots of Black Folk in your new location that try to intimidate you because you are white. Be easy! Just tell them that you are from West Virginia. It will scare them off faster than roaches with the light on.
There are a lot of proper talking hillbilles with college educations that you would not want to do wrong to. And more than a few Janky wannabe hilbilllie wiggers that are wanksters.
There are a lot of proper talking hillbilles with college educations that you would not want to do wrong to. And more than a few Janky wannabe hilbilllie wiggers that are wanksters.
by STANKSTOZOID July 6, 2010
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