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video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.
Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.
by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014
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Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.
Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Video Games

I play Call of Duty everyday, I play COD. Video games are my life.
by Bone_Co11ector November 21, 2016
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Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.
Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.
by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020
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sports video deficiency

is the medical term used for the lack of one's experience in watching sports videos. The known symptoms of this deficiency are lack of knowledge of great sports plays, statistics or players' information. It can happen to anyone who doesn't watch enough sports channels on their television or log on to sports websites. ESPN.com has a cure for this diseases and it can be found at www.espn360.com.

NOTE: This deficiency must be taken seriously and those who have it should act towards a cure soon.
Ryan did not know about the 720 dunk, he definately has the sports video deficiency lately.
by CougarERod September 10, 2008
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Hollywood Video

A movie/video game rental place that got its ass kicked by Netflix and Redbox. So now, it's out of business. Blockbuster will soon go the way of Hollywood Video!
Person 1: I'm going to Hollywood Video. Wanna come with me?

Person 2: Hollywood Video went out of business.

Person 1: It did?

Person 2: Yeah, it did! A couple of years ago! Netflix and Redbox kicked its ass. Blockbuster is next!

Person 1: Maybe I should give Netflix a try.

Person 2 (to himself): What an old-fashioned jerk!
by MetalHead16 November 8, 2010
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videogame nerd

A videogame nerd is someone who plays videogames all the time and likes final fantasy and cheetoes
" dammit lij whyd u turn off final fantasy 7!?"

"Shut up ryan and jordan all you do is get high and eat cheetoes"

" Haha videogame nerd "
by J2 the Ord April 6, 2005
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