Gossip Vagina

A phenomenon that makes you feel empty unless you fill it with satisfaction by spreading sweet sweet gossip.

Jamie: I need to spread some gossip, my gossip vagina is gagging for it!
Stacey: Same I just feel so empty I need to be satisfied by some juicy gossip.

by the scarlet pimpernel on your. May 17, 2011

thick vagina

Meaty vagina that soaks a penis with fluids like waterfalls.

Man that girl last night had a thick vagina.

by JokerJayOU812 May 5, 2018

Your Mother's Cavernous Vagina

The long tunnel into the light that you call a vagina. See also, Hot Topic. And pink sock.

Dude, I went into your mother's cavernous vagina the other day and found these awesome pants!

by Titty sprinkles. June 24, 2009

vagina crumpet

(Noun) 1. The hot sweet labia of the vagina of a hot woman. Each vagina has two vagina crumpets, which may be served on a platter or with various buttered sauces.

2. A gathering of hot women in a public area in close proximity, which seem to be unwary and easily obtainable by use of a net or blunt object.

1. You can easily slide into a nice pair of buttered up vagina crumpets....with your cock
2. Those vagina crumpets look tasty.
3.So many vagina crumpets will starve now that the CL ES section is gone.

by the crumpet baker May 28, 2009

vagina

Something I haven't gotten in a while.

Hey, how's the vagina? I wouldn't know you jerk.

by William T Bash September 17, 2005

vagina diving

the art of standing in front of a seated woman, and just burying your face into her vagina.

"...and that puts Jim in the lead by two points in the Vagina Diving competition!"

by Hobs April 17, 2003

vagina

the happiest place on earth

i have a vagina

=)

haha

by ciit... January 20, 2009