Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class
Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.
by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015
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The type of place people go to when they are bored. If you are very bored, you might even try and send in a definition. And if you are EXTREMELLY bored, you might become an editor and spend hours looking at other peoples lame ass definitions for shit you aint never heard of in your whole life.
Me: Oh no, i am bored. Whatever shall i do? Oh i know. Maybe ill waste my life away on urban dictionary looking up random and utterly useless things like "urban dictionary" and "definition".
by IDoNotEatPantzz August 30, 2010
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A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.
fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.
by 246thPointlessDefinition January 03, 2010
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All About Sex.

Every definition is tied back to hooking up. Literally.
A.:What is urban dictionary?
H.:The Wikipedia of the streets ™
A.: More like sex.

Pun intended ©
by Vamps™ January 23, 2017
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A great idea ruined by retards and their internal struggles.
"I HATE TRUMP!!!@$*!@$&&!*#&!
I know! I'll make a definition of him on Urban Dictionary to release my angst and reveal my stupidity unintendedly!"
by MaracasMemes January 02, 2017
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Urban Dictionary:
50% names with fancy meanings
40% sex-related
8% racist, sexist, homophobic, ageist, you name it opinions
2% actual fucking slang

In other words, the living end
The Urban Dictionary is supposed to teach about slang and nothing more.
by NetherBolt2020 March 27, 2017
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A dictionary of words that do not truly exist and if you try to make up a word even if it's really good they won't publish it and if you run a YouTube or twitch you have to suck someone to even be able to get half a word on their site
Urban Dictionary is something to kill your dreams such as being able to make up a word
by ShadowWarrior0_- January 02, 2017
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