Taint Heathen

Taint Heathen (n.) - One, male or female, who applies constant oral pressure to that special area that lies between the anus and the scrotum on the male body during fornication

I'm tellin' ya man, in that three-way last night, I was railin' Bitch #1 while I had Bitch #2 play my Taint Heathen.

by SportySport July 8, 2009

Taint Slam

An extremely unfortunate event.

I just found out I owe $3800 in taxes this year - what a taint slam.

My ex-girlfriend is dating my brother - taint slam!

by thorass March 24, 2011

Tingly Taint

The tingly sensation you get in your taint when you get overly excited.

Me: Hey Marko guess what?!

Marko: what?!

Me: My taint is uncontrollably tingling because I just found a fucking 5 speed Maxima SE, so rare..i love when I have Tingly Taint"

by ellendefuckinggenrous May 12, 2011

Taint

The spot between the balls and the butthole. A lot of people know this to be called the "gooch". This area stops your poo from hitting your goods when it drops out.

Man if it wasn't for my taint, my sac would be covered in some dry-ass shit!

Can I paint your taint?

She licked my taint. Am I still a virgin?

by J G-Unit February 8, 2009

taint

the area between your ball sack and your asshole.

i like to rub my taint..

by harvizzle April 2, 2008

Tainter-tots

wonderful little balls of poop, lint, and vanginal secretions pasted in the area between the cooter and anus.

"When I was done with her, I had her Tainter-tots stuck to my balls. Luckily I was out of tater tots so I fried them up for dinner"

by April Mary June 16, 2007

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

by fakkedap June 29, 2006