toilet hover

Squatting over a toilet while masturbating

I pulled a toilet hover in the rest stop earlier but missed and spunked on the floor.

by Keep on Chimping in the free world May 19, 2003

toiletiquette

an accepted bathroom code for proper use of public restrooms. Use of toilet paper around the rim before sitting down, ensuring a pleasant experience for the next user.

That dude used proper toiletiquette before I went it. It was spotless!

by Mr. Sk8board March 3, 2008

toileting

when someone is talking shit they are referred as a toilet and therefore are tolieting as a verb

jimmy:your mum loved me last
john: stop toileting you fuck

by CADETpickles September 13, 2010

Toilet Tuba

See Bowl Echo

I though I had to take a crap but it was Just gas so I ended up playing the Toilet Tuba.

by KangolKRS September 26, 2011

Toilet Paper Conundrum

The law of total probability that decides it will be your turn to be without toilet paper in the bathroom.

All at the same time, there is not a spare roll within a 12-mile radius of your location. This may have you questioning what you did to deserve this or why bad things happen to good people.

"I prayed to God asking not to be hit with the Toilet Paper Conundrum."

"I still haven't recovered from that Toilet Paper Conundrum yesterday."

by homb July 4, 2014

hoity toit

A person who is hoity toity.
A slag who thinks they are better than everyone else.

That slag is such a hoity toit.

by Microsoft Girl December 6, 2013

Garbage Video Toilet

The unrecognized commode that is effectively the fifth member of the 90's rock band "Garbage". The receptacle makes uncredited and inexplicable appearances in a disproportionate number of the band's videos.

"I can't believe it. This is the fifth Garbage video I've seen today and there's that pesky toilet again. WHY?"

"That's the Garbage Video Toilet. I hear the band just likes the little guy."

"They might as well give it a guitar."

by Cirdellin January 7, 2010