S.A.T. Tests

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.

S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.

by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018

Heritage test

A test that lets you make jokes about yourself but more cultured.

After this Heritage test I figured out I am 0.2% Russian I can feel the ancient vodka flowing in my vains.

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Test Run

When you bust out a fat wank the night before a workout, so you can hit the gym harder the next day

"Sorry bro got a Test Run tonight, maybe next week eh"

by tupacatupaca November 17, 2014

test ass

Test Ass, or TA, is a serious medical condition resulting from long periods of boredom and immobility, such as those that occur when taking a particularly difficult test or exam.

"Dude, that math test was brutal."
"I know, bro. I got such a case of test ass after that."

by CaptainDialUp April 15, 2014

Testing the mic

During missionary position when you bang your dick on the outside of a girl's pussy before pentration

"No conversation exists because the girl is already moaning" -testing the mic

by chicagoman619 July 8, 2014

Toddler Test

A well-known move, or series of moves, in a fighting game that are not true and are used to determine if a player is good/decent or just a toddler

Popularized by SSBU streamer and top 5 player Marss

"Imma hit em with a toddler test"

"He failed the toddler test"

by FailedTheToddlerTest May 15, 2021

sol test

The worst fucking thing known to anyone in Fairfax County. They make you cry and stress you when it’s the teachers grade, but if you’re in eighth grade they go on your high school transcript

Today I took my algebra sol test, and I wanted to cry

by screwyou210 May 17, 2019