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beef glue

It’s when you eat tacos and the beef sticks your tongue and the bottom of your mouth together so you have to pull it apart with your hands.
Sarah- Why aren’t you talking
Reese- because there was BEEF GLUE in my mouth
by umokthen May 12, 2020
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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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Slinging the Beef

When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
"Hey guys! Look who is slinging the beef!"
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
by droppin them beeftreats101 February 2, 2010
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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beef stro

When a trashy girl dies her hair and it turns out the nasty color of beef stroganoff.
Keefer: Hey LG, that girl's hair is raunchy.

LG: Yeah dude, it looks like my dinner last night.

Keefer: Yeah, just like beef stro!
by KeeferLG November 27, 2007
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Beef-Brain

A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
Person 1: NFT's are the future of money!
Person 2: do you have fucking beef-brain?
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
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