Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

Thick As Oatmeal

A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.

Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.

by Paulbigtoebunyon February 25, 2019

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Thick

crowded, overpopulated or filled with a lot of people. everybody and their mom is here basically. the term when used this way originates in Cincinnati, Ohio

"we went to the banks last night it was thick asf"

by real513babii August 11, 2025

Thick as a walnut

Absolutely thick and juicy like a walnut

Woah dude this dildo is thick as a walnut

by Jambone March 11, 2022

Thick

A big booty

Dang that girl thick

by Saammmmmmmmmmmmmaaaanthaaaa July 22, 2018