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three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.
Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
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Diddlebock Suit

I convinced my friend to wear a Diddlebock Suit to the dance.
by kinura January 11, 2008
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Skleisure Suit

Sklee- zure Suit ... noun
A normally very decorative one piece snow suit. A onesie for the slopes. Think 1970's James Bond.
Did you see that guy getting off the red lift. His skleisure suit is epic. I love the purple, teal and pink.
by the shenanigator September 6, 2016
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the suit factor

The belief that every guy instantly looks more attractive when he's wearing a suit.
That guy has the suit factor, he's like James bond
by Keuscher February 9, 2015
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Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
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stuffing a suit

When you murder someone and stuff their remains in a mascot costume.
"Hey dawg, what are you doing?"
"Nothing mate, just stuffing a suit."
by HoberStoopid April 5, 2021
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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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