monkey moment

A moment when you realize you're doing something that's very monkey-like, to the extent that it makes you also realize that you're probably not much more evolved than a monkey.

I had a monkey moment last night while picking the fleas off of my dog.

by triskalguilo February 19, 2009

Murawski Moment

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon of a person saying/doing utterly retarded shit.

Friend 1: "I like that Toyota Corolla because it is not a sedan."
Friend 2: "A Corolla is a sedan."
Friend 1: "Oh, I forgot what a sedan was."
Friend 2: "That's a Murawski Moment."

by xouden October 20, 2020

Raptok Moment

When someone on the rap side of tiktok can’t form their own opinions.

Raptok Moments: J Cole mid. Kanye’s best album is MBDTF. Earl Sweatshirt is a 10/10 artist. etc.

by Yourmomigues May 12, 2021

Memphis Moment

A point in your vacation to Memphis, Tennessee where you visit Beale Street and become entirely too intoxicated and almost vomit in Elvis Presley's house tour the following day because of the vast variety of shag carpentry throughout the house, which only intensifies your extreme nausea.

"Holy crap! Last night I had a total Memphis Moment. My friend had to fireman carry my drunk ass out of the cab while I adourned the hotel lobby with half digested bbq and a variety of alcoholic beverages."

by Dobber Guinn May 9, 2009

Ocean Moment

When 🐟Oceanblue🗡 has a thought he shares with the world, usually incredibly stupid

Person: Why did you give your passwords to scammers?

Ocean: They said there were from Microsoft

Person: Ocean Moment

by Vortex_shark October 7, 2020

Madonna Moment

- The moment experienced when a white person goes to Africa to have a picture taken with a black baby.

A madonna moment is a sought after part of any 2-week "I will save the world by (paying to) volunteering at an orphanage" vacation. Often associated with Voluntourism.

"I just had the best Madonna Moment today. The picture with me and the black baby is sooo cute!. I think I want to adopt one now".

by Swayspoon July 19, 2013

MOTY Moment

The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.

I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.

by suewags December 28, 2011