necked up

The fine art of getting totally red necked out, by the way way of demeaner, manners and overall disregard for general social acts.

Terry-"The Coca Cola 600 is this weekend and we've got tickets"
Chuck-"Time to get necked up boy!!"

by slop slinger May 19, 2008

Neck Boner

When an animal (most commonly a bird or reptile) inflates its neck area in an attempt to impress or intimidate.

That King Cobra is pissed, check out its neck boner!

by tamburlaine May 08, 2009

gig neck

A sore or stiff neck resulting from a long night of headbanging.

Rob: "Dude, I totally have gig neck."
Tom: "Oh yeah? How'd you get that?"
Rob: "I sang Judas Priest at porn star karaoke last night."

by Tom Junior May 22, 2008

monkey neck

A moron

That guy is a fucking monkey neck!

by bowlwievel December 03, 2015

Neck-Vag

When old peoples neck fat droops down to form the shape of a vagina

Kid1: dood, did you see our old english teacher??
Kid2: ya why?
kid1: She has a total neck-vag!

by Adheesive October 13, 2008

neck grab

A verb, the act of being on hot pursuit of a certain attractive female, knowing in your mind you have no shot with her, but you stoop down to clifton standards because of the influence of alcohol, by just grabing her neck and making out with her.

Dannyc neck grabed the shit out of that drunk ass bitch then gave her Mr. Nasty time at the 39th st. Moontower in Sea ile City.

by Lyco February 02, 2007

Goose Necked

When a women performs oral sex while the male encounter hold her neck as you would in a headlock. Moving the head of the female encounter up and down rapidly.

Alexa was goose necked this weekend by Spoony who is very grimy.

by Goose Neck Whatcher June 02, 2009