Donald Trumpet

Donald trump loves to suck bOoBs, willys, kids, giraffes, snakes, any living creature. He is so weird and doesn’t accept GLBTQ+

Donald Trumpet loves children

by Willybeard.65 December 7, 2020

Trumpet

A loud, outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, often found playing fact-jazz on social media.

Debating with trumpets on the internet is like playing chess with a pigeon. All they do is knock all the pieces over, crap on the board, and fly home to pronounce victory to their flock.

by Ishmael2021 January 6, 2021

Trumpet

A Trump supporter.

Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?

by SunnyHybrid January 9, 2021

Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange

Donald Trump.

Man, the bird website just isn’t the same now that they’ve actually gone and kicked Donge l’Orange de la Trumpeter Swange out of the nest.

by Hogtrude Parker January 11, 2021

Trumpet

When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over

Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”

by Rebencent January 19, 2021

trumpeting

The act of vocalizing refusal of facts and/or science.

Quit your trumpeting, we have a real President! Synonymous with: whining; complaining; narcissism; psychosis; etc

by Whylie January 23, 2021

Trumpeting

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.

Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-

Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE

by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021