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by poofart96 August 21, 2023
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injecto-fart

When a fart is injected into a cushion, pillow, or other textile-based object causing the fart molecules to be trapped in the fibers creating a longer-lasting fart smell effect.
"Oh man, I put my head on the pillow to take a nap, but my dad injecto-farted into it and it smelled rank!"
by Gaylord Chavez the Third July 12, 2012
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Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.
Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.
by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011
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whisper farts

When you're laying in bed ultra gassy and endlessly farting hiss tone farts. Usually these farts are extremely vile due to some mystery fast food protein eaten earlier or the previous day.
Dude, last night the room was thick and humid from my whisper farts.
by 88-0554 September 19, 2013
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fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.
Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017
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Cider Fart

gas passed through the anal vent, with a distinctive egg smell with a hint of apple
Bob - "What's that rotten smell, oh wait it has a bit of a nice fragrance"

Mike - "It's my cider fart"
by dalek boab May 24, 2010
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no-fault fart

A fart that is not purposely spewed into the air, such as when someone is laughing uncontrollably, working out to the max, etc. A no-fault fart does not need to be apologized for, and no one shall take offense to its occurrence.
dude 1:"Man, that joke was so funny, and i was laughing so hard that it just happened, im sorry"

dude 2: "No need to apologize, it was a no-fault fart, i could have happened to anyone in your situation"
by BigShooter March 31, 2009
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