I don't want to miss a thing

One of the sweetest love songs ever written. Almost everyone understands how it feels to "Stay awake just to hear their sigificant otherbreathing..."

Jamie-"What song did you dance to at your wedding?"
Roxanne- "I don't want to miss a thing"
Jamie- "aww how sweet!"

by Nikkibear<3 May 8, 2009

Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

by JayZell March 10, 2008

taming of the shrub

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.

after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.

by shrub boy October 1, 2010

a thing

What even is a thing?! Like how do u know whether or not u r dating or it's just a friend thing. Cause hun idk about u but I ain't gonna sit this boy, that I literally adore, down and say, yo r we dating cause like, what are we!? No we don't just do that.
A thing is like a unspoken spoken secret...
Everyone knows it, no one says it, but yet it's like everyone talks about it.

"come on what are u guys?"

"Uhhh... A thing?"
"What the frick does that mean"
"Hun if I knew I would tell you!"

:(

by Hello:) smile:)laugh:) January 23, 2018

Here's the thing

"Here's the thing" can be used as a buildup to an insult and to make sure you'll have the attention of the receiving party. Ending it with a "that's more or less the thing" will let them know that you've finished conveying this information.

Jack: My allegiance is to the law, I'm paid to uphold the law.
Bill: What in the heaven's name are you talking about? You may have misgivings, but don't go believing that, Jack. That way lies damnation.
Jack: I'm in no danger of damnation, Bill.
Bill: Here's the thing, I don't give tuppenny fuck about your moral conundrum you meat-headed shit sack, that's more or less the thing.

by tuppenny March 22, 2020

Sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.

Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"

by so-ill January 31, 2008

thingamabob

A little doohickey.

Bob's store sells custom-brand thingamabobs!

by Crys February 17, 2003